Stephen Colbert is stuck at home just like the rest of us, but that hasn't stopped him from producing his The Late Show with Stephen Colbert right from his living room and telling his jokes.
And a little pandemic hasn't stopped anyone from taking jabs at Philadelphia sports fans.
Colbert did a segment on Monday night about different states using different units of measurement to help explain social distancing.
"Some local officials are customizing the requirements. For example, instead of saying 'stay six feet apart,' one Florida county told residents to 'keep at least one large alligator between you and everyone else at all times,'' Colbert said.
"Florida has inspired other states to explain social distancing in ways locals can understand. Government officials in Colorado say you should stand about two bongs away from each other, or one really good bong. If you live in Philly, keep a distance of at least one passed out Eagles fan. In California, a safe distance between people is about two-and-a-half Kevin Harts."
We'll allow it.
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We're still partial to the Dallas Cowboys social distancing meme though.