We don’t really care about the video of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady sporting a ponytail and engaging in some limber-as-timber dance moves in Rio de Janeiro, at the annual Mardi Gras-style Carnival celebration.
But we know that some of you will care, especially if you don’t like Brady or the Patriots.
Our friends at the Big Lead have the video. As TBL puts it accurately: “Dancing with the Stars will not come calling. Ever.”
And the “ponytail” isn’t really much of a ponytail. Instead, it looks more like a junior version of the thing Mel Gibson sported in The Patriot.
Perhaps the most troubling aspect of the video is the fact that Brady apparently made himself into an Oral-B billboard for the event. And so the guy who resisted most marketing opportunities for much of his career is suddenly a half-click away from walking around Times Square wearing nothing but UGG boots, a sandwich board, and a smile.
