As pointed out in the Tuesday morning one-liners, Eagles running back LeSean McCoy has indicated he’s having surgery today. But he didn’t specify the type of surgery.
It’s our understanding, based on multiple sources, that McCoy will be undergoing Lasik surgery, the procedure aimed at improving eyesight without having to wear glasses.
It’s a very popular procedure, but of the various body parts that a surgical laser is ever going to invade, the eyeball is in our bottom two.
So when my eyes go, I’ll go with glasses. Even if they make me look like Jerry Lewis in The Nutty Professor.
And 79.8 percent of the audience is now saying, “Hey, idiot. Eddie Murphy was in The Nutty Professor.”
