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Nobody in Japan can stop Derrick Rose 1-on-1, not even Samurai

Chicago Bulls v Miami Heat - Game Five

MIAMI, FL - MAY 15: Derrick Rose #1 of the Chicago Bulls looks on during Game Five of the Eastern Conference Semifinals of the 2013 NBA Playoffs against the Miami Heat at American Airlines Arena on May 15, 2013 in Miami, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images)

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Derrick Rose was in Japan this weekend, part of his swing through parts of Asia to sell some shoes.

While in Japan, he just breaks a bunch of guys down off the dribble one-on-one... and then beats three Samurai to the rack.

To be fair, the Samurai armor was not designed with lightning quick lateral movement in mind. And they were not allowed to use their swords.

I look forward to seeing D-Rose back on the court this preseason putting those kinds of moves on NBA players. The NBA is much more fun when he is in it.