Dahntay Jones started for Danny Granger (food poisoning) on Monday against the Sixers, and scored 12 points on 5-of-10 shooting (including a three) with three rebounds, two assists, one steal, and two blocks in 35 minutes.
This line is actually quite nice for a spot-start but we doubt seriously that Granger could get poisoned by food two times in his life let alone twice in one week. And yes, our tongue was actually stuck in our cheek during the writing of this blurb.