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Yasiel Puig inspires a grindcore band called “Puig Destroyer”

Yasiel Puig

This is a 2013 photo of Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Yasiel Puig. This image reflects the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball team active roster when this image was taken in Phoenix, Sunday, Feb. 17, 2013. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya)

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And the first song from them -- “One Man, Five Tools” -- can be heard over at Productive Outs.

I’d review the song in an objective, non-fan boyish way, but the last thing I want is to be accused of being a killjoy again, so allow me to say that it’s the greatest song in the history of popular music and the only way to enjoy it is to believe this is so.