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The Pirates season: poor even by their own awful standards

Dejan Kovacevic had a lot of time to do some research in the PNC Park press box last night:

Perhaps the one good thing about the Pirates’ many miseries in recent years is that they have resurrected the classic names of Crazy Schmit, Phenomenal Smith and Peek-A-Boo Veach.

Those were just a few of the farmers and mill workers who comprised the 1890 Pittsburg Alleghenies, the infamous worst team in franchise history and the one invariably cited anytime a futility record is challenged . . . That 3-21 stretch now is the second-worst in such a span over the franchise’s 123-year history, with the 1890 team’s... um, phenomenal 3-35 finish to that 23-113 season still standing alone.

Kovacevic is one of my favorite beat writers. Seeing his work during the heat of a pennant race would be nice, but at this point I’d love to see what he could do if he had even a run-of-the-mill bad team to cover.