Somewhere, a publishing house is laying off all of its fact-checkers because it can’t afford a totally idle workforce:
Roger Clemens told Newsday this morning that his own book is in the works. No specific timetable yet though.
— David Lennon (@DPLennon) February 19, 2013
I guarantee there will be a chapter about the time he broke up the smuggling ring, complete with “pew pew pew!” and “Blamblamblam!!!” sound effects, spelled out just like that. And in the end he rescues a princess or something.
