UPDATE: Rafael Soriano’s trip to the Dominican Republic was not about his tooth

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Craig Calcaterra,

By
Craig Calcaterra

Published March 20, 2013 10:00 AM

Rafael Soriano — Washington Nationals pitcher Rafael Soriano delivers a pitch during the seventh inning of an exhibition spring training baseball game against the Atlanta Braves on Monday, March 11, 2013, in Viera, Fla. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

UPDATE: Drat. Seems the trip was just to visit his family. He’s gonna have his tooth worked on in Florida tomorrow. Totally ruins my ObamaCare joke. At this rate Jay Leno is never going to ask me to join his writing staff. Sigh.

2:00 PM: It’s like that Ray Stevens “Haircut” song, except it’s about dentists:

Rafael Soriano went back to D.R. yesterday, has infected wisdom tooth that may need to be repaired, Davey said.

— Mark Zuckerman (@ZuckermanCSN) March 20, 2013

See what happens when you pass ObamaCare, libruls?!