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Pat Burrell is The Machine

Philadelphia Phillies v San Francisco Giants, Game 4

SAN FRANCISCO - OCTOBER 20: Pat Burrell #9 of the San Francisco Giants celebrates after scoring on a double by Pablo Sandoval #48 in the sixth inning of Game Four of the NLCS during the 2010 MLB Playoffs at AT&T Park on October 20, 2010 in San Francisco, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

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For those of you who don’t know about the whole bit in which Brian Wilson was being interviewed by FOX while a guy he referred to as “The Machine” -- dressed up in much the way The Gimp from “Pulp Fiction” would look if he took a trip to the beach -- you may just want to move along.

Those of you who do know about it, know this much: The Machine’s identity has been confirmed. It was Pat Burrell. The whole story can be read over at The Fightins.

But just remember: some things that are seen cannot be unseen.