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Jeb Bush in talks to buy the Marlins. Please Clap.

GOP Presidential Candidate Jeb Bush Campaigns In Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 17: Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush speaks during a campaign rally at the Veterans Memorial Leisure Services Center on September 17, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Bush is campaigning in Nevada after participating in the second Republican debate yesterday in California. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

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It’s been reported for a couple of months now that Jeffrey Loria wants to sell the Miami Marlins, with a recent report being that he wants to close a deal by the end of 2017. Multiple potential buyers have been mentioned but there has been no real traction on a deal yet.

Throw this into the rumor mill:

The obvious joke if Jeb buys the Marlins is that the 2018 team slogan would be “Miami Marlins: Please clap.” But really, that’s a better bit of fan service and marketing than Loria has ever done. He sues his own fans on a regular basis for cryin’ out loud.

No one wanted to put another Bush in the White House, but at least the last one who owned a baseball team was pretty popular when he, you know, stuck to baseball. Kindly entreating them to applaud would be a major improvement over the current regime.

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