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Jeremy Affeldt

San Francisco Giants relief pitcher Jeremy Affeldt walks back to the dugout at the end of the eighth inning of their baseball game against the Oakland Athletics in Oakland, Calif., Sunday, June 19, 2011. Oakland won the game 2-1 to sweep their three-game series. Affeldt, who gave up the go-ahead home run to the Athletics’ Landon Powell, was the losing pitcher. (AP Photo/Eric Risberg)

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Jeremy Affeldt is out for the season after surgery Friday to repair nerve damage in his right hand sustained when he suffered a cut while trying to separate frozen hamburger patties during a Thursday evening BBQ.

Yes, frozen hamburger patties.

First, you’re making $4.5 million per year based on your ability to grip and throw a baseball. Maybe it’s not such a good idea to do stupid things with sharp knives? And, for what it’s worth, I’ve done this before; it’s actually quite a bit easier to separate the patties with a dull butter knife. They’re thicker and they won’t twist

Second, you’re making $4.5 million per year and using frozen hamburger patties for a BBQ?

It’s not Affeldt’s pitching hand, so this shouldn’t have any lingering effects going into 2012. And if the Giants still had a real shot of playing in October, they probably wouldn’t be ruling the lefty out for the season just yet.

Still, given that this random act of stupidity is going to cost the Giants one of their best relievers for the final three weeks of the season, Affeldt should at least go ahead and donate the remaining half-million he’s due this year to charity so some good would come it.