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Brian Shouse retires. And it’s more significant than it seems

Milwaukee Brewers v St. Louis Cardinals

ST. LOUIS, MO - JUNE 8: Relief pitcher Brian Shouse #51 of the Milwaukee Brewers throws against the St. Louis Cardinals at Busch Stadium July 29, 2007 in St. Louis, Missouri. The Cardinals beat the Brewers 9-5. (Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)

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Relief pitcher Brian Shouse, most recently of the Rays, has decided to retire. Normally I’d skip over something minor like this, but Shouse’s career arc has a certain beauty to it.

Shouse was drafted by the Pirates in 1990. That’s when being drafted by the Pirates was a good thing. In his first 12 years as a professional baseball player he pitched all of 13 games in the major leagues. His odyssey through the minor leagues is truly something to behold. I bet he could recommend a place to eat in 95% of the cities in this country. Then, after converting into a sidearmer, he returned to the bigs in 2002 where he stayed through 2009. During that run he was a good and sometimes pretty damn good lefty specialist and middle relief man.

I could make jokes about how lefties never die, but even most rubber-armed lefties would have called it quits sometime before Shouse’s breakthrough in 2002. There’s some serious work ethic and determination there. Shouse’s retirement is something that should not be left to a three-word entry in the “transactions” section on page C52 of your newspaper.

Nice career Brian Shouse. Kudos to you for sticking with it when most others would have packed it in a decade ago. Enjoy your rest. You’ve earned it.