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And now the perfect gift for your favorite dead New York Mets fan

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All Mets fans, on some level, are dead inside. But, eventually, all Mets fans will be literally dead. In that case, they clearly need this:

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That does seem an awful lot of money for a jar. Maybe it’d be better to channel your inner Fred Wilpon and go cheap?

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Yeah, I think I’d go with the latter.

(thanks to reader Pete Mitchell for the heads up)